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Speak in Tongues

I don't like telephones and consequently I don't answer my office one. Nevertheless you can ring it if you want to hear a message explaining that I never answer my phone. I'm sorry, I really am, but voices without faces are just weird and make me anxious:

+44 (0)1273 877150

If you're my friend, you'll have my mobile number and you can ring that because it plays a nice tune that makes me happy when it rings. As your reward (or punishment, depending on your perspective) I will answer it.

Where the phones have all melted.